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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 35
Location : Faisalabad
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 Subject: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:44 pm |
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First topic message reminder :Jis Jis ko ye task mila hai...
wo apna joke Iss topic main POST karay...  ___________________________________________________________ Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he? Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. 
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$am
Chilli Milli
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:21 pm |
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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
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$am
Chilli Milli
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:24 pm |
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... 
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Chilli Milli
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:08 am |
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Q. Fruit comes from a fruit tree, but what kind of tree does chicken come from? A. Poul-Tree!
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Chilli Milli
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:08 am |
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Q. Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs? A. Because she had mislaid them!
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$am
Chilli Milli
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:09 am |
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"Doctor, I seem to get heartburn whenever I eat birthday cake." "Have you tried removing the candles first?"
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Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 36
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:09 am |
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It will be my wife's birthday tomorrow. When I asked her what she wanted, she said something with diamonds would be nice. I've bought her a packet of playing cards. Remember, growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional!
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Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 36
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:13 am |
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While driving along the back roads of a small town, two Arkansas truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4". "What do you think?" one asked the other. The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"
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Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 36
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:14 am |
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On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished. "Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor. "That's surely somethin', Willard. How long did it take you?" "Only two weeks." "Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?" "Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years."
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Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 36
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:17 am |
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 36
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:18 am |
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Ek tang say mehroom retierd fouji say interview laytay howay gernalist nai poucha: "yah app ki tang ko kia huwa tha?" to fohji nay kaha doosri jang-e-azim kay draan meray kareeb bomb gira tha-?fouji nay fakhar say jawab diya." acha !to kia bomb phat gaya tha?"gernalist nay pocha." "nahin is nay ghar tak mera pecha kia tha aur aur meri tang par kaat kar daur gaya tha." fouji nay jal kar jawab diya!...
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Zahra1
Kuch Kaho Kisi Say Apni Voice Main
Number of posts : 652
Age : 37
Location : dgkhan
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:27 am |
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1 pathan ne 1 sardar ko jouta mara... Sardar:tum ne yah juta gusy main mara ya mazak se? Pathan: ghusy se Sardar: thek a werna main is tera da mazaq berdasht nahi kerta
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AngelBee
User Ranks Moderator
Number of posts : 3760
Age : 115
Location : cItY oV AnGeLz ... (:
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AngelBee
User Ranks Moderator
Number of posts : 3760
Age : 115
Location : cItY oV AnGeLz ... (:
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:31 am |
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AngelBee
User Ranks Moderator
Number of posts : 3760
Age : 115
Location : cItY oV AnGeLz ... (:
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:34 am |
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sheroz
You Rock... !
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Age : 35
Location : United States of Matti tal
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:28 am |
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yar logo itnay saray jokes suna chuka hon. aur abi kopi maid mein he nai
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 32
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:00 am |
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Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye, Tumhare Badan ko chume, Gaalo ko kiss kare, toh Romantic maat bano, . . . . “MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:01 am |
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Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t, Girlfriend:It’s painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 32
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:01 am |
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Knight Rider
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Number of posts : 1656
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Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:02 am |
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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:02 am |
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Can we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
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Knight Rider
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Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:03 am |
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when sum1 touches u & u don’t feel it, its IGNORANCE. When sum1 touches u & u feel it, its LOVE. but when nobody touches u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:04 am |
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Moral of the movie Ghajini… Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent…
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Knight Rider
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Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:06 am |
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Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:07 am |
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: “Father in law”.
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:07 am |
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A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:49 am |
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Life while doing m.b.b.s 1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college 2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me 3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi 4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over 5th yr: finaly it’ll b over House job: i did it Job : i love myself W8 a min ! Something is missing . . . . Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani” 
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Knight Rider
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Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:51 am |
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Child 2 dentist doctor..!!! Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr: nahi Child: ager main nikal k dikhao Dr: nikaloo Child: he he he he he he
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:52 am |
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:52 am |
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A love letter from biscuit maker: Dear marie, today is good day, u r anmol for me… but u have crack jacked my heart, bcoz i have a little heart, now i m in 50/50 position…
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:54 am |
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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
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