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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
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| Subject: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:44 pm |
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First topic message reminder :Jis Jis ko ye task mila hai...
wo apna joke Iss topic main POST karay...  ___________________________________________________________ Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he? Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. 
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Mast Hurii
Kuch Kaho Kisi Say Apni Voice Main
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:21 am |
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joke........ "FAISAL SHEHZAD" hehehe ek or joke sunaon ?? "CHARMING"
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MeHvEeN
Suggest Us Some New Sections or Tasks
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:37 am |
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Blond medical terminologyArtery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited
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Umair Abdullah
Take Rest...Ya Really working Hard
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:24 pm |
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Park main aik larka aur aik larki bhetay chips kha rahy thay.......
Larka larki ki aankhon main dekhnay lagta hay!
Larki sharmatay huay: Aisay kya dekh rahay ho?
Larka : Tum mujh se zyada kha rahi ho! Bhooki
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Zahra1
Kuch Kaho Kisi Say Apni Voice Main
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:24 am |
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Sardar: main ne kal easy load wale ko bewakouf bnaiya PAthan: kocha kesy? Sardar: hum ne us ko 100 rup dya or no ghalat likha diya 
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Umair Abdullah
Take Rest...Ya Really working Hard
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:04 pm |
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Pathan: Station janay k kinay lo gay?
Rikshaw Driver: 50 rupees
Pathan: 20 le lo
Rikshaw driver: 20 mein bhi koi le k jata hay kya?
Pathan: Tum peechay baitho hum le k jaye ga!
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Azaan
Forum members main say kisi k sath shadi karni paray tau kisay choose karo gay ??
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Age : 38
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Zahra1
Kuch Kaho Kisi Say Apni Voice Main
Number of posts : 652
Age : 37
Location : dgkhan
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:52 am |
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Pathan proposing a girl...hi darling kya mujse shadi kro ge. girl...tameez say baat kro pathan. Aslam.o.Alaikum baji kya mujse shadi kro ge. 
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Maha
Share Your Picture
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Age : 39
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:18 am |
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aik pagal Japanese say: tum angraiz hou Japanese: nahin main Japanese houn Pagal: nahin tum angraiz hou Japanese: nahin main Japanese houn Pagal: tum angraiz hou Japanese (ghussay say) : haaan mein angraiz houn pagal: achaaa mein samjhaa k tum Japanese hou
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yarkhurram
i think u still wish to be a V.I.P member
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Age : 41
Location : Al Ain
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:41 am |
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hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah Bhaut khoob maha
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