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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 35
Location : Faisalabad
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 Subject: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:44 pm |
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First topic message reminder :Jis Jis ko ye task mila hai...
wo apna joke Iss topic main POST karay...  ___________________________________________________________ Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he? Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. 
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:51 am |
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Faraz us duniya ki Dolat hai ani jani Marjani Marjani khasma no khani Marjani.. 
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Mast Choco
Luck Contest Winner
Number of posts : 1966
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:44 am |
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Wife: aap ko mairi akalmandi achi lagti hai ya mairi khobsurti.....?? Husband: mujhy tumhari yehi mazak ki adat bohat achi lagti hai.....
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Mast Choco
Luck Contest Winner
Number of posts : 1966
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:46 am |
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Aik bili sheikh k ghar say roti hoi bahir nikli...kisi nay pocha kya howa??? Bili nay kaha : ik tay mainu maraya , uton maira CHOWA v kho liya...
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Mast Choco
Luck Contest Winner
Number of posts : 1966
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:50 am |
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Duzakh say telephone rates.... USA : 50/min Englan :30/min Pakistan :5/hour  pakistan say Dozakh local call parti hai....
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Usama1
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3742
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Hamza
You are very close to your dream
Number of posts : 2891
Age : 38
Location : Lahore
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:54 am |
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
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Mast Hafsay
Boyz vs Girlz Mod
Number of posts : 12116
Age : 36
Location : multan
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:40 pm |
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Mast Choco
Luck Contest Winner
Number of posts : 1966
Age : 38
Location : The Great Lahore...
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:26 pm |
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wife: Ajh mai aap k liye bohat mahngi shopping ker k aie hon..... husband: shuker hai tum ko bhi maira khayal aya..laou dikhou kya hai?? Wife: abhi pahan k ati hun ......
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atif roxx
Want a gift from us ?
Number of posts : 1890
Age : 36
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:08 am |
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Dad: paper kasia howa??? son: sirf Q 1 reh gyaa, Q2 aa nai rha thaa, Q4 kerna bho0l gyaa, Q5 nazer nai aya, aur Q6 paper ki dosri side py thaa DAD: aur Q 3?????? SON: sirf wohi ghalat howa hai....!
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AngelBee
User Ranks Moderator
Number of posts : 3760
Age : 115
Location : cItY oV AnGeLz ... (:
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Hamza
You are very close to your dream
Number of posts : 2891
Age : 38
Location : Lahore
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:51 am |
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Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya
Or
Apni BV
Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola:
‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:19 am |
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Ek pathan apny kandhay per tota bethaye ja raha tha.... Aik Admi ne poocha: yeh konsa janwar hai...? Tota Bola: Pathan Hai... 
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
Age : 35
Location : United States of Matti tal
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:27 am |
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atif
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
Age : 35
Location : United States of Matti tal
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:29 am |
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aik sheikh road pay jaraha hota hay achanak jhukta hay road ko hath lagata hay aur kehta hay dur fitay monh in logon ka thook b aisay phainktay hain jaisay theepa (coin) para ho
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Rafya
Suggest Us Some New Sections or Tasks
Number of posts : 1505
Age : 15
Location : Dnt Knw :P
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:08 pm |
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1st Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2nd boy:Mazaar
1st Boy:woh kion?
2nd boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti
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Faisal
socho agar Most Wanted ka title na mila aapko 10,000 posts pay tu ?
Number of posts : 8341
Age : 36
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:22 pm |
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:58 pm |
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My Number has changed. Please give me a call on my new number 15 Agar mera Naukar uthaye tu use 2-4 galiya de dena sala apney aap ko pilce wala kehta hai....
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:00 pm |
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Utha jo mera janaza to woh cheikh kar boly FARAZ Thair jao halley waddi phupho ny ana ay....
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:02 pm |
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Ek aurat ny jannat k farishtey sy kaha Mera nikah meray dunyavi shohar sy karwa den... Farishta Bola BB Jee nikah tu karwa dengy pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aye....
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:03 pm |
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Teacher: what is meant by "I MISS U" Pathan: Is ka matlab hai Mein tumhari miss hon...
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Mast Choco
Luck Contest Winner
Number of posts : 1966
Age : 38
Location : The Great Lahore...
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:33 pm |
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Sardar ny math k paper may dance shuru ker diya......kisi nay pocha sardar g aye ki??? Sardar: mairy dost nay kaha tha her step pay number milain gay....
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:46 am |
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2 pathan jaldi jaldi masjid me namaz parhney aye. 1st pathan: CHalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli. 2nd pathan: haan agar wuzu k chakkar me perte to namaz nikal jati...
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Kuch Kaho Kisi Say Apni Voice Main
Number of posts : 679
Age : 37
Location : PeXawar
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Hamza
You are very close to your dream
Number of posts : 2891
Age : 38
Location : Lahore
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:41 am |
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Papa Net chala dain(Bachay ki Fermaish)
Daddy Internet laga dein !!!!
Dil ka connection miladein,
Daddy Internet laga dein ,
Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka,
Kab lagay Ga itna Bata dein
Homework pura hota nahi,
Raat ko mein sota nahi,
Jab mood ho parhai ka,
Homework koi hota nahi.
Net bhi hai kamaal cheez,
Bas aati ho agar chalani keys,
Waisay to bohot hai kaam is Kay,
Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.
Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon Ga,
Try karo mein naraz na kar paon Ga,
Mein god promise karta Hun,
Net aap ke saunay ke baad lagaun Ga.
Saheli nahi meri,haan dost hi hotay hain,
Who saray ke saray school mein hi sotay hain,
Raat to guzarti hai net par typing kartay,
Subha bhi chat room mein hi hotay hain.
Ladkian bhi kamaal hoti hain,
Ghar pe apni misaal hoti hain ,
Saara kaam khatam karkay,
Das bajay saday naal hoti hain.
Ab to mujhe Internet lagadein,
Meri bhi mauj karadein ,
Mein bhi dhondta Hun cyber bahoo,
Aap bas nikah dot com karadein
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Hamza
You are very close to your dream
Number of posts : 2891
Age : 38
Location : Lahore
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
Age : 35
Location : United States of Matti tal
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 35
Location : Faisalabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:57 am |
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Marne k baad bhi Ungliyaan
hilti raheen Faraz, AB TO AADAT SI HAI MUJHKO DAILY 500 SMS KARNE KI YE LINES ATIF ASLAM NE FARAZ KI BBECHAIN AATMA KO DEDICATE KI HAIN. GEO ATIF!!!!!!!!!! 
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Creator
Kuch Kaho Kisi Say Apni Voice Main
Number of posts : 679
Age : 37
Location : PeXawar
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:29 am |
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LOL...
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:08 am |
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1st Memon: Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me ziada profit ho.? 1nd Memon: Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti baraf le kargarmiyon me baich de..
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 35
Location : Faisalabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:30 am |
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ha ha ha, aap memon to nahi ho?
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