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Sheri Rehman see Dosti achi nahi Zardari…
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Wats da biggest punishment u can give to a girl..... ???


Give her new dress, Jewels, Cosmetics .... and lock her in a room!!


VidOuT a MirRoRr..... lol!
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Mahnoor kahin tum xulfi ki baat pe tau shok nae hogayi ?? Razz
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Rolling Eyes :idea: scratch yeh kiss kisam kaa topic hay ???
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Luv & Sala go to a village, in B/w well comes and Luv Falls in well, Sala also jumps in, Y? coz luv k liye Sala Kuch bhi Karega!
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When U Feel Sad, Goto mirror & say DAMN! Im ReaLly Cute, U will overcome Your Sadness but don't make it Habit coz Liars goto HeLL!
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is topic min kerna kya hai...... Shocked
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oh Aqalmando!

Jo Dil chahe karo,
yehi to iss topic ki KHAAS baat hai,
jo dil mein aaye karo,
koi bhi aisi baat jo,

jo parhne waale k laboan pe muskaan bikhair dey,

jo sunnay wale ko sari mushkiloun se door le jaye,

jo,

jo,

tum khud bhi socho na!
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awz89 wrote:
Wats da biggest punishment u can give to a girl..... ???


Give her new dress, Jewels, Cosmetics .... and lock her in a room!!


VidOuT a MirRoRr..... lol!



lol!
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I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Mother Teresa said "Love Animals" !

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When i c da moOn..i c u..when i c da starz.i c u when i c da sky i c u..get outa ma wae ...ur blocking ma vieW....!!!!!
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Last nite I lay in bed,looking at the stars, beautiful sky and da endless horizon & suddenly I thought where the hell is my roof?
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lol! gud one zulfi
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Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti
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U r my sweet SONA,I dont want u to KHONA,I want a place in your Heart's KONA,Otherwise I will start RONA,Ek Emal to KARONA
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My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental-
10% senti and 90% mental
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Birds luv u,Elephants luv u,Hippos luv u,Giraffe luv u,chimpanzee luv u,please return to zoo ..... they all miss u.
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what happen to ur network?i tried to calling u,but the operater said"welcome" 2 the jungle,the monkey ur trying to call is on the tree

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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost
every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge &
Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

:afro: bounce lol!
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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi
zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say
zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
Guyz....I LOV U
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!


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Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you all meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.... Gud Day ! cheers
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