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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 34
Location : Faisalabad
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 Subject: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:44 pm |
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First topic message reminder :Jis Jis ko ye task mila hai...
wo apna joke Iss topic main POST karay...  ___________________________________________________________ Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he? Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. 
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:49 am |
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Life while doing m.b.b.s 1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college 2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me 3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi 4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over 5th yr: finaly it’ll b over House job: i did it Job : i love myself W8 a min ! Something is missing . . . . Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani” 
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:51 am |
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Child 2 dentist doctor..!!! Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr: nahi Child: ager main nikal k dikhao Dr: nikaloo Child: he he he he he he
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:52 am |
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:52 am |
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A love letter from biscuit maker: Dear marie, today is good day, u r anmol for me… but u have crack jacked my heart, bcoz i have a little heart, now i m in 50/50 position…
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:54 am |
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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:55 am |
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Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana. Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:55 am |
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Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:56 am |
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Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:04 am |
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Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:05 am |
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What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:06 am |
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A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:10 am |
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In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching. Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR ka intezar kertay raho gay.
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:10 am |
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If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist!
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:40 am |
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Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:41 am |
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Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:42 am |
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Three ants find an elephant asleep. One says,”We’ll kill him!” Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!” 3rd one says: “choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:51 am |
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Qudurat ho to sachi baat bhi mani nahi jati Ke chashme toor tak suraj ki tabaani nahi jati Ab itna bhi na apne ko bigaro bugze haider me Ke khud tumse tumhari shakal hi pehchani nahi jati
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Mast Hafsay
Boyz vs Girlz Mod
Number of posts : 12116
Age : 35
Location : multan
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:36 am |
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:37 am |
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Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
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Knight Rider
Parha Likha Mod
Number of posts : 1656
Age : 31
Location : EVeRyWhErE
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:38 am |
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Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai.. Man: door ka me samjha nahii Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..
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$arah khan
Darin Princess
Number of posts : 3980
Age : 35
Location : karachi
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:01 pm |
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boys say 2 girl: totey hoye dil se pyar kare gi ya Dil k totney tak pyar kare gi?
Girls replies : tooti hoi chapal se pitega ya chapal k totney tak pite ga
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
Age : 34
Location : United States of Matti tal
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:30 pm |
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Mast Hafsay
Boyz vs Girlz Mod
Number of posts : 12116
Age : 35
Location : multan
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:37 am |
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Lycan
3000 Posts n u r a V.I.P member
Number of posts : 2921
Age : 37
Location : lahore, pakistan
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:56 am |
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aik country ka sadar aik pagal khanay visit karta hay wahan aik pagal say hath mila k kahta hay main iss mulk ka sadar hon! pagal jawab dayta hay! jab main yahan naya aya tha main bhi yahi kahta tha!
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Komal
Poetry Section Mod
Number of posts : 2263
Age : 33
Location : Toronto, Canada
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:16 pm |
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ek baap ko uske bete ke skool ki teacher ka letter mila
dad to son: tumhain maloon hai tumhari teacher ne is letter mein kya likha hai?
son: jee nahi!
dad: tumhari teacher ne likha hsyad woh zindagi bhar tumhain kuch na sikha sake
son: mene to pehele hi kaha tha ke yeh teacher kisi kabil nahi hai
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 34
Location : Faisalabad
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 34
Location : Faisalabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:42 am |
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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 34
Location : Faisalabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:43 am |
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Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 34
Location : Faisalabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:44 am |
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A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!
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