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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 34
Location : Faisalabad
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 Subject: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:44 pm |
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First topic message reminder :Jis Jis ko ye task mila hai...
wo apna joke Iss topic main POST karay...  ___________________________________________________________ Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he? Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. 
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:57 am |
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Marne k baad bhi Ungliyaan
hilti raheen Faraz, AB TO AADAT SI HAI MUJHKO DAILY 500 SMS KARNE KI YE LINES ATIF ASLAM NE FARAZ KI BBECHAIN AATMA KO DEDICATE KI HAIN. GEO ATIF!!!!!!!!!! 
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Creator
Kuch Kaho Kisi Say Apni Voice Main
Number of posts : 679
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:29 am |
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LOL...
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:08 am |
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1st Memon: Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me ziada profit ho.? 1nd Memon: Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti baraf le kargarmiyon me baich de..
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:30 am |
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ha ha ha, aap memon to nahi ho?
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Mast Choco
Luck Contest Winner
Number of posts : 1966
Age : 38
Location : The Great Lahore...
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:23 pm |
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sardar: bhagwan mujy 100 rupy day us may say 50 tari rah may day don ga.... Sardar got 50 rupee on road and said: bhagwan Aina v prosa nai c pnja rupay paly e kat lay.....
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Mast Choco
Luck Contest Winner
Number of posts : 1966
Age : 38
Location : The Great Lahore...
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:34 pm |
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pathan apny bhai say: mairi drip khatam hony wali hai jaldi say SISTER ko bula k la pathan ka bhai 2 din bad Queta say apni Bahan ko lay aya...
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:55 am |
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Dr. Allama Iqbal ne Farmaya.. Uper se dekh raha hon Faraz ki shairi ka haal... Acha hua salon ko meray shair samajh nahi atey..
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Mast Choco
Luck Contest Winner
Number of posts : 1966
Age : 38
Location : The Great Lahore...
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:53 am |
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Yad rakho "Talaq" kisi masly ka hal nah hai..... ager tumhara apni BV say ikhtalaf hai tu us ko "katal" ker wa do.... (mulana Asif Ali Zardari)
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:51 pm |
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IF u are Alone And Sad U Have No Friend. No Good JOb. NO Hope No Desire. No Happiness No WIsh NO Fun. No Future. Just Boring Life. Then join rabba-chuk-le-mainu dot com 
Last edited by AngelBee on Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:33 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : LINK ... Not ALLOWED so i Edited www N . Part ...)
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:06 am |
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hey Komal jo jokes tumne send kiyay han dey r awes0me yar
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:57 pm |
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Physics laws of luv “ Luv can neither be created nor be destroyed;Only it can transfer from One girlfrnd to another girlfrnd with some loss of money. “ 1st law: “a boy in luv with a girl,continue to be in luv with her and a girl in luv with a boy, continue to be in luv with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.“ 2nd law: “ the rate of change of intensity of luv of a girl towards a boy is dirctly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.“ 3rd law: “the force aplied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girlz while using her sandalz
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:04 pm |
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OUR LIFE & OUR HINDI FILMS 1.College ------- Yaadein 2.Pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman 3.Classes ------- Kabhi kabhi 4.Canteen--- ---- Kabhi alvida na kehna 5.Course -------- Godzilla 6.Exams -------- Kalyug 7.Examination hall ---- Chamber of secret 8.Exam-time ---------- Qayamat se qayamt tak 9. Question paper --------- Paheli 10.Answer paper ---------- Kora kagaz 11.Cheating ---------- Aksar/Chupke chupke 12. Paper out ---------- Plan 13.Examiner ------------ - The killer 14.Last exam ----------- Independence day 15.Paper correction --------- Andha kanoon 16.Marks ----------- Assambhav 17.Result ----------- Murder 18.Pass ------------ Ajjoba/Chamatkar 19. Fail ----------- Devdas 20.Supplementary ------- Aakhri raasta 21.Vacation ------------ - Waah life hoto aisi
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue May 05, 2009 2:00 pm |
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TUjh Se kaisay nazar milaon ay meray dilbar jani . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DIs Msg is Brought u by Sun Sip limo Pani.... . . . . . Happy SUmmer Season
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tanveer
Battlez Section Main Invite Someone For a crap talk by creating a new topic
Number of posts : 333
Age : 37
Location : PesHawaR
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue May 05, 2009 11:20 pm |
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yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song... guess vIch Song??? Guess . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . O zara zara touch me touch me touch mE... 
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Nida Arshi
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3599
Age : 37
Location : india
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:57 am |
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ek sardar ka radio kharab ho gaya.......sardar bahut pareshaan hua......ise parehsaani me uske radio khol k rakh diya.....khol k dekha to usme ek chuha mara padha hua tha....to sardar bola.....singer to yahan mara padha hai radio kya khaak bajega.....
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Ch@rming
i think u still wish to be a V.I.P member
Number of posts : 2471
Age : 36
Location : Karachi
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:11 am |
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Ek admi nae anda fry kia to wo jaal gaya  Murghi ne dekhlia......  Mughi nae admi ko thapar mara aur booli  Bghairat tujhay dena pare to ehsaas ho.......... 
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Umair Abdullah
Take Rest...Ya Really working Hard
Number of posts : 1826
Age : 33
Location : Multan, Pakistan
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:46 pm |
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Pathan k ghar polio team aai. Polio team: Bachay hain? polio k katray pilanay hain! Pathan: Begum, bandooq aur kartoos le aao! Polio team bhagnay lagi.......... Pathan: Ruk jao bandooq aur kartoos mery bachon k naam hain!
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K@mi
Tuk-Kay Moderator
Number of posts : 1437
Age : 27
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:10 am |
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Bus ma safar k doraan........ 1 admi dusre se," yaar yeh cigarette bnd kr de mere sar ma dard ho raha hai" 2 admi, "mane kaunsa unchi awaaz ma lgaai hui hai 
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yarkhurram
i think u still wish to be a V.I.P member
Number of posts : 2453
Age : 40
Location : Al Ain
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:23 pm |
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Suicide bomber to his boss
Sir is daffa barod kam rakhaiy ga last time bhi hamara bomber Jannat se aagay nikal gia tha
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yarkhurram
i think u still wish to be a V.I.P member
Number of posts : 2453
Age : 40
Location : Al Ain
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:43 pm |
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Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.
"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent."
Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ??"
"No , that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father. "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar?"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old.
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yarkhurram
i think u still wish to be a V.I.P member
Number of posts : 2453
Age : 40
Location : Al Ain
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:47 pm |
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes !
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yarkhurram
i think u still wish to be a V.I.P member
Number of posts : 2453
Age : 40
Location : Al Ain
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:50 pm |
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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yarkhurram
i think u still wish to be a V.I.P member
Number of posts : 2453
Age : 40
Location : Al Ain
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:51 pm |
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''
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yarkhurram
i think u still wish to be a V.I.P member
Number of posts : 2453
Age : 40
Location : Al Ain
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:54 pm |
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Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid?"
First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test.
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Mast Hurii
Kuch Kaho Kisi Say Apni Voice Main
Number of posts : 668
Age : 36
Location : KaRaChi
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:21 am |
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joke........ "FAISAL SHEHZAD" hehehe ek or joke sunaon ?? "CHARMING"
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MeHvEeN
Suggest Us Some New Sections or Tasks
Number of posts : 1691
Age : 32
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:37 am |
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Blond medical terminologyArtery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited
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Umair Abdullah
Take Rest...Ya Really working Hard
Number of posts : 1826
Age : 33
Location : Multan, Pakistan
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:24 pm |
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Park main aik larka aur aik larki bhetay chips kha rahy thay.......
Larka larki ki aankhon main dekhnay lagta hay!
Larki sharmatay huay: Aisay kya dekh rahay ho?
Larka : Tum mujh se zyada kha rahi ho! Bhooki
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Zahra1
Kuch Kaho Kisi Say Apni Voice Main
Number of posts : 652
Age : 37
Location : dgkhan
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:24 am |
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Sardar: main ne kal easy load wale ko bewakouf bnaiya PAthan: kocha kesy? Sardar: hum ne us ko 100 rup dya or no ghalat likha diya 
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Umair Abdullah
Take Rest...Ya Really working Hard
Number of posts : 1826
Age : 33
Location : Multan, Pakistan
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:04 pm |
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Pathan: Station janay k kinay lo gay?
Rikshaw Driver: 50 rupees
Pathan: 20 le lo
Rikshaw driver: 20 mein bhi koi le k jata hay kya?
Pathan: Tum peechay baitho hum le k jaye ga!
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