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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 34
Location : Faisalabad
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 Subject: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:44 pm |
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First topic message reminder :Jis Jis ko ye task mila hai...
wo apna joke Iss topic main POST karay...  ___________________________________________________________ Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he? Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. 
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:36 am |
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The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled thinking It really works!
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:42 am |
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Jinn: Kya Hukam hai merai Aaqa Aaqa : Mulk ka sara maal meray account mey daal do Jinn: Aaqa Hukam karin Bakwaaas na karain Mey Jinn hu Zardari nahi
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:44 am |
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Sardar driving a jeep in jungle, Tourist: how do you escape if lion comes now..? Sardar: give the right indicator and turn left.
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:49 am |
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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:50 am |
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
Age : 34
Location : United States of Matti tal
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:50 am |
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
Age : 34
Location : United States of Matti tal
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:51 am |
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
Age : 34
Location : United States of Matti tal
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:53 am |
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Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes? Shopkeeper: Oh sure..!! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!" Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..! 
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
Age : 34
Location : United States of Matti tal
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:54 am |
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Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai. Doosra gadha: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata. Pehla gadha: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga. Bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo.
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
Age : 34
Location : United States of Matti tal
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:55 am |
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Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single". Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single". Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Mast Hafsay
Boyz vs Girlz Mod
Number of posts : 12116
Age : 35
Location : multan
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:09 am |
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Mast Hafsay
Boyz vs Girlz Mod
Number of posts : 12116
Age : 35
Location : multan
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:10 am |
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
Age : 34
Location : United States of Matti tal
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:22 am |
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kaisay lagay jokes ap ko bibi???
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sheroz
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3405
Age : 34
Location : United States of Matti tal
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:22 am |
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ma subah se yehi kam ker raha hon. posts posts n posts
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Mast Hafsay
Boyz vs Girlz Mod
Number of posts : 12116
Age : 35
Location : multan
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shanu
Poetry Contest Winner
Number of posts : 9384
Age : 114
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:20 am |
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:48 pm |
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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:49 pm |
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Dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:51 pm |
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it. 
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:51 pm |
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A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:01 pm |
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rue bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:46 am |
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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled: "The meaning of dreams".
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:14 am |
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What’s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand? Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:15 am |
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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:15 am |
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Education is incomplete without 5 B's B - Bikes B - Beers B - Babes B - Bunks and the most important B - Backlogs!
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Usama1
You Rock... !
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Age : 33
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:48 am |
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2 khusray batain krty hovay ja rahy thy achanak 1 gir gaya zor zor say ronay laga  dousry nay tasali daity hovay kaha utth abdul_raziya mard ban mere behn
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:49 pm |
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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
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$am
Chilli Milli
Number of posts : 7107
Age : 35
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:49 pm |
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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
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shanu
Poetry Contest Winner
Number of posts : 9384
Age : 114
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:45 am |
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yeh B wali education mazay kee thee
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Mast Hafsay
Boyz vs Girlz Mod
Number of posts : 12116
Age : 35
Location : multan
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