Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task)

Subject: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

Jis Jis ko ye task mila hai...

wo apna joke Iss topic main POST karay...

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Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. lol!

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:28 am

what happen to ur network?i tried to calling u,but the operater said"welcome" 2 the jungle,the monkey ur trying to call is on the tree

lol!

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:32 am

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost
every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge &
Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

:afro: bounce

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:38 am

Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi
zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say
zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
Guyz....I LOV U
lol!

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:43 am

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

lol!

Vino De Jerez Number of posts : 823

Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you all meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.... Gud Day ! cheers

Vino De Jerez Number of posts : 823 Age : 34

A women's prayer : Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death ! ... lol!

Vino De Jerez Number of posts : 823 Age : 34

Dog is truly a man's best friend...

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment:

Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you ? lol!

Vino De Jerez Number of posts : 823 Age : 34

Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them ! ....... Very Happy

:D:D:D

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:25 pm

1 MEMON.... smandar main gir gaya..!!! usne dua ki " ALLAH main bach gaya tau 1 deg charhaunga "

1 Leher aai aur use kinare pe chor gayii....
MEMON bola " Konsi deg ?? " Razz

Achanak dusri leher aai aur fir samanadar main legayi...
MEMON ghabra kr bola " E ALLAH main tau puch raha tha konsi deg... chiken ki ya beef ki.... " Razz

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:36 pm

awz89 wrote:: 1 MEMON.... smandar main gir gaya..!!! usne dua ki " ALLAH main bach gaya tau 1 deg charhaunga "

1 Leher aai aur use kinare pe chor gayii....
MEMON bola " Konsi deg ?? "

Achanak dusri leher aai aur fir samanadar main legayi...
MEMON ghabra kr bola " E ALLAH main tau puch raha tha konsi deg... chiken ki ya beef ki.... "

hahahahahahaha awz lol!

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:42 pm

Tum bhi kuch share kardoo....!!! Razz

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:46 pm

aabhi tu kuch mind mein nahi hai............ Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:55 pm

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

lol!

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:57 pm

Laddki daadi se:- "Main school nahi jaaungi. raste mein laddke chheddte hain."

DAADI:- "Bahaane mat bana school ja, main bhi usi raaste se roj bazaar jaati hoon, Mujhe to koi nahi chheddta."

lol!

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:04 pm

THIS IS HILLIARIOUSSSS!!!!!

Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink
and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it's eyes
looked at the girl and said ,'maaa!'.

The girl asked the baby fly,'main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
maa bulati hai?'
The fly replied,'kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.'

lol!

Vino De Jerez Number of posts : 823 Age : 34

Komal wrote:: THIS IS HILLIARIOUSSSS!!!!!

Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink
and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it's eyes
looked at the girl and said ,'maaa!'.

The girl asked the baby fly,'main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
maa bulati hai?'
The fly replied,'kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.'

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:29 am

@komal:- tu bhi na..............

You Rock... ! Number of posts : 3742 Age : 33

aik martaba aik sardar nay apni maa ko fone kiya our kaha
maa mubarak ho ham mia bivi 2 say 3 ho gaiy.
maa nay kaha larka hova ya larki.to sardar nay kaha
nai mere mere bivi nay 2sri shadi ker li Laughing

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:31 am

Pathan : Ya Allah tu mujhay 100 rupay dega toh main 50 teri rah mein donga,
Rastay main pathan ko zameen se 50 rupay milay toh woh bola "Ya Allah itna bhi bharoosa nahi ke pehlay he kaat liye" Smile

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:32 am

Sardar milk shop per jaker 1 kilo bhains ka dhoodh de do,
Shopkeeper : Tumhara bartan chota hai.
Sardar : Acha phir aisa karo, bakri ka he de do. lol!

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:33 am

A sardar was helping his son in filling his admission form, Son asked to Sardar "Baapu mother tongue walay box main kya likhna hai?"
Sardar : Likh de puttar "Very Long" Very Happy

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:33 am

Pathan : Maine khat likha tha ke meri Shaadi per Aana, tum kyun nahi aye?
2nd Pathan : Mujhay khat mila he nahi.
1st Pathan : Maine likha tha, khat milay ya na milay tum zaroor aana. Smile

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:34 am

Ek American ne Sardar se kaha "Hamaray yahan Shaadi email se bhi hoti hai" is per Sardar bola "Kamaal hai hamaray yahan toh sirf female se hoti hai" Smile

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:34 am

Sardar going with his Sister, Someone shouts "Girlfriend leker kahan chalay" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says "Oye Girlfriend hogi teri...meri toh behan hai. Smile

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:35 am

Pathan proposing a girl...hi darling kya mujse shadi kro ge.
girl...tameez say baat kro

pathan. Aslam.o.Alaikum baji kya mujse shadi kro ge. lol!

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:36 am

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw
in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then
smiled thinking It really works!

lol!

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:42 am

Jinn: Kya Hukam hai merai Aaqa
Aaqa : Mulk ka sara maal meray account mey daal do
Jinn: Aaqa Hukam karin Bakwaaas na karain Mey Jinn hu Zardari nahi

lol!

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:44 am

Sardar driving a jeep in jungle,

Tourist: how do you escape if lion comes now..?

Sardar: give the right indicator and turn left. Smile

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:49 am

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.. Smile

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:50 am

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....