Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task)

Subject: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:44 pm

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Jis Jis ko ye task mila hai...

wo apna joke Iss topic main POST karay...

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Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. lol!

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2 khusray batain krty hovay ja rahy thy achanak 1 gir gaya
zor zor say ronay laga Crying or Very sad

dousry nay tasali daity hovay kaha utth abdul_raziya
mard ban mere behn

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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

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Usama1 wrote:: 2 khusray batain krty hovay ja rahy thy achanak 1 gir gaya
zor zor say ronay laga
dousry nay tasali daity hovay kaha utth abdul_raziya
mard ban mere behn

hahahaaha

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:15 pm

A Boy goes 2 his dad`s friendz Place late night,

he was told 2 sleep in baby`s room,

but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid...

Next morning he saw a young charming girl on the breakfast table... :drunken:

Who r u? the boy asked. ..... :?:

she said = "im baby.. n u?"......

boy replied = :pale:

"Main ulloo ka pattha"

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:27 pm

@mishay:-

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:56 am

Shaadi Ki Ek Taqreeb Mein.....

Dulhan Ka Phela Mangetar....

Bari Saj Dhaj Ke Sath Aya Hua Tha......

Ek Sahab Ne Pucha

Kiya Ap Dulha Ho

Tou Woh Bola............

"Nahi Mein Tou Semi Final Mein Knock Out Ho Gaya Tha..........."

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:46 am

Knight Rider wrote:: Shaadi Ki Ek Taqreeb Mein.....

Dulhan Ka Phela Mangetar....

Bari Saj Dhaj Ke Sath Aya Hua Tha......

Ek Sahab Ne Pucha

Kiya Ap Dulha Ho

Tou Woh Bola............

"Nahi Mein Tou Semi Final Mein Knock Out Ho Gaya Tha..........."

hahaha

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aik murga aik murgi kay pechay bhaga.to murgi bhagty hovay train k neechay agai.
murga boula marhouma bht naik thi,jaan day di lakin aik papi nai di.

Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:40 pm

Usama1 wrote:: aik murga aik murgi kay pechay bhaga.to murgi bhagty hovay train k neechay agai.
murga boula marhouma bht naik thi,jaan day di lakin aik papi nai di.

hahaha

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aik sarder car main battery lagwaney gaya . mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki laga doon? sardar bala, yar bar bar koon ayega dono side ki lagade.

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HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS: A person sending scap to himself.

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HEIGHT OF REPETITION: Forwarding a scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS: Seating on a footpath and no reaction even after seeing the mad dog is coming towards
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A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!

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Which is the most confusing day in America?
Thinking?
Still thinking?
Fathers day!

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What about you?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
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Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called “SAINTS”

But now they are called….“IT professionals/ Logistics Professionals”

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Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot had also died and then Santa realised “I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”

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He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
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Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
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Q. Fruit comes from a fruit tree, but what kind of tree does chicken come from?
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Q. Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs?
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