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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 34
Location : Faisalabad
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 Subject: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:44 pm |
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First topic message reminder :Jis Jis ko ye task mila hai...
wo apna joke Iss topic main POST karay...  ___________________________________________________________ Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he? Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. 
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Komal
Poetry Section Mod
Number of posts : 2263
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:16 pm |
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ek baap ko uske bete ke skool ki teacher ka letter mila
dad to son: tumhain maloon hai tumhari teacher ne is letter mein kya likha hai?
son: jee nahi!
dad: tumhari teacher ne likha hsyad woh zindagi bhar tumhain kuch na sikha sake
son: mene to pehele hi kaha tha ke yeh teacher kisi kabil nahi hai
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:42 am |
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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:43 am |
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Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:44 am |
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A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 34
Location : Faisalabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:47 am |
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☻First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 34
Location : Faisalabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:48 am |
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☻All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
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Awz
Halla Gulla Mod
Number of posts : 2018
Age : 34
Location : Karachi
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:56 am |
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Pathan janaze main gaya aur thodi deir baad hi vaapas aa gaya...!! 2nd pathan : Tum itni jaldi q aagaye??? 1st Pathan : Majaal hai jo kisi ne hans kr baat kari ho..
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zulfi_rocks
Herez Your Gift...All Your Ranks Are Full Now...
Number of posts : 2177
Age : 34
Location : Faisalabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:59 pm |
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urdu punjabi persion english pashto saraiki balochi brohi pothohari marathi telgu or hindi k baad Ahmed faraz ab SINDHI mein bhi hin janam, hun janam wachan tho kayan faraz Muhnjhe pee ji thobhaan jo behar shayri kayan (my cusin send it to me fronm hyderabad)
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Usama1
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3742
Age : 33
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:42 pm |
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aik ghar say hamisha hasny ki awz ati thi.kisi nay khush gawar zindagi ka raaz pocha. admi bive mere mughy marny k liye zor say jota phaikti hai lag jaiy to woh hansti hai na lagay to main
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:22 am |
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100 pages ki book kitny din me prhi jati hai..? Writer: 6 months Doctor: 2 months lawyer: 1 month Student: Paper wali raat ko... 
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Mast Hafsay
Boyz vs Girlz Mod
Number of posts : 12116
Age : 35
Location : multan
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:03 am |
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:27 pm |
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Sardar to his Son: Beta tu sher ka beta hai aur woh sher me hon. Son: Papa School me Miss bhe yehi kehti hai tu insaan ki nahi kisi Janwar ki aulaad hai
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nayyab
You Deserve Bein a V.I.P here
Number of posts : 2622
Age : 34
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nayyab
You Deserve Bein a V.I.P here
Number of posts : 2622
Age : 34
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:25 am |
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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Komal
Poetry Section Mod
Number of posts : 2263
Age : 33
Location : Toronto, Canada
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:07 pm |
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile, 1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain. 2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
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Komal
Poetry Section Mod
Number of posts : 2263
Age : 33
Location : Toronto, Canada
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:07 pm |
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Sardar and Police Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
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Komal
Poetry Section Mod
Number of posts : 2263
Age : 33
Location : Toronto, Canada
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:07 pm |
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Doctor And Sardar . Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai DR: Kya? Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta Dr: aisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt
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Komal
Poetry Section Mod
Number of posts : 2263
Age : 33
Location : Toronto, Canada
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:07 pm |
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Sardar and Home Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho? Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to? Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
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Komal
Poetry Section Mod
Number of posts : 2263
Age : 33
Location : Toronto, Canada
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:09 pm |
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Sardar and pray A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade." After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
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Komal
Poetry Section Mod
Number of posts : 2263
Age : 33
Location : Toronto, Canada
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:09 pm |
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun? Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
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Komal
Poetry Section Mod
Number of posts : 2263
Age : 33
Location : Toronto, Canada
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:09 pm |
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Sardar and Hitler Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
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Komal
Poetry Section Mod
Number of posts : 2263
Age : 33
Location : Toronto, Canada
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:09 pm |
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Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam? Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
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Komal
Poetry Section Mod
Number of posts : 2263
Age : 33
Location : Toronto, Canada
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:09 pm |
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1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye? 2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye 1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Sardar: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
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Komal
Poetry Section Mod
Number of posts : 2263
Age : 33
Location : Toronto, Canada
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:10 pm |
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In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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Xeon
Immoral Section Mod
Number of posts : 2601
Age : 37
Location : Islamabad
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:51 am |
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Faraz us duniya ki Dolat hai ani jani Marjani Marjani khasma no khani Marjani..
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Mast Choco
Luck Contest Winner
Number of posts : 1966
Age : 38
Location : The Great Lahore...
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:44 am |
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Wife: aap ko mairi akalmandi achi lagti hai ya mairi khobsurti.....?? Husband: mujhy tumhari yehi mazak ki adat bohat achi lagti hai.....
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Mast Choco
Luck Contest Winner
Number of posts : 1966
Age : 38
Location : The Great Lahore...
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:46 am |
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Aik bili sheikh k ghar say roti hoi bahir nikli...kisi nay pocha kya howa??? Bili nay kaha : ik tay mainu maraya , uton maira CHOWA v kho liya...
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Mast Choco
Luck Contest Winner
Number of posts : 1966
Age : 38
Location : The Great Lahore...
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| Subject: Re: Funny stuff / Jokes ... (User Rank Task) Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:50 am |
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Duzakh say telephone rates.... USA : 50/min Englan :30/min Pakistan :5/hour  pakistan say Dozakh local call parti hai....
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Usama1
You Rock... !
Number of posts : 3742
Age : 33
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